catholick school
 

> Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic
> school. Usually, she slept through the class.
> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
> sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
> When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her
> friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in
> the rear.
> "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very
> good" and continued teaching her class.
> A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret,"Who is our Lord
> and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber once
> again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in
> the butt.
> "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once
> again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
> The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to
> Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny
> came to the rescue.
> This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick
> that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
> The Nun fainted.
> :D

yea it old but dame good. lol