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Dragon-SC- 09-27-2005 07:17 PM

Mother-in-LAw
 
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.



The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."



The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.



The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150.00?"



The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

VooDoo- 09-27-2005 08:28 PM

haha .. nice..

-live-wire- 09-28-2005 09:08 AM

LOL!

.Simon. 09-28-2005 10:09 AM

heheh good one :p

Trojan 09-28-2005 11:21 AM

Good 1! lol :gj:

BADDOG 09-28-2005 11:41 AM

LMAO most excellent:)!!!!

WArm Regards :D :D :D :D :D :p :p :p :p :p

Dragon-SC- 09-28-2005 01:42 PM

Trojan is you rlast name BREWSTER. Mine is also

Trojan 09-28-2005 02:00 PM

No. That's a cool last name though. I like to drink cold brew when I can.

Skin 09-29-2005 08:14 PM

haha good one


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