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Got milk?
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.
He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there's any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home. He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full of butter. |
lol..
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Holy...lmfao!
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lol thats a new one
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LMAO
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good 1!
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hmm
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:/ i dont get many jokes these days
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gee they did turn the milk but good.
=========================================== you ever try to milk a male cat? to feed some kitten's. you can milk the heck out them male cats till they die. redneck do it all the time. darn cat bit me again? my hand all bloody again. pal get the shotgun we going to have catsoup to night again sorry no cream. |
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