The Little Fire Engine
 

The Little Fire Engine

A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him, ''You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck.''

The boy nodded in agreement and said, ''But then there wouldn't be a siren.''

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lmao

Yo Mama Road Sign

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!


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the fire engine is great....

hey primus go to the Yo' mama thread for that stuff :p