The Bug
 

The Bug
A couple in a car was driving down the road one rainy day, when they were having a dispute over the husband being unfaithful. The wife had just found out and became ballistic. She leaned over, chopped her husband's thingy off and threw it out the window. Hitting the car behind them, which was a father and his little girl. ((SMACK)) Against the windshield the thingy hit, stuck for a moment, then was wiped away by the wipers. The little girl says, " Daddy! What was that?!!!" The father, not knowing how to explain it to his little 4 year old, who was not old enough to know about those types of things, looked at his daughter. With a grin he says, "It was a bug, honey!" The little girl sat there in amazement for a few minutes, then she looked up at her father and said..........

that was really big bloody bug daddy was it a leech?
the father asker:.........

Dont be silly honey it was a ....