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Fish Market

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

Blonde In A Bathroom

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.

Blonde in a Library

A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, ''Can I have a burger and fries?''
''Sorry, this is a library.''

So the blonde whispers, ''Oh, may I have a burger and fries?''

Awesome, cracker LMAO. u good man

but i do wish i had me a cool sig, u no?

lol.....i like the first one!

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Originally posted by Cracker
Fish Market

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

LOL!! good one.

those are funny.. heres one

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

LMAO Freak that was funeeee:)!!!!

Regards:p ;)

Good one,

Here u go, A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa clause are all walking down the sidewalk together. There is a 20 dollar bill on the ground in front of them, Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde

The other two don't exsist!

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