making a bet at a bar
 

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

now thats good. got a big time luagh out of that. ;)

pffffftt OLD. Been posted before.

maybe i never read that one before till now.

xmgax
thanks for posting that up for me to read like it. ;)

good, but I'm pretty sure its a modified blonde joke

I think it is a modified blonde joke and one that was posted not long ago!:p

2 guys and a lady
At a bar made a bet that one of the guys will walk away with a lady in the corner to night to take home.

So one of them flip a coin to see who get the 1st try at it.
2nd guy won, he gone to talk to the lady and came back he said for get it, you go fore it, and 1st guy gone over now he taken a chair and start talking nice to the lady, next you know he walking out the door with the lady. But he told the lady hold a sec he fore getting some thing be right back, gone in to see he's buddy and said ok pay up. The 2nd guy said your joking right? 1st guy said no! 2nd guy said ok here the money, but you be paying me back soon. Next day they meet at the bar the 1st guy says here your money back and why did you not tell me that lady was a guy, the 2nd guy said like to see if you go fore it or not.

Not funny. At all. Enough crap about what happened to you last weekend. Get with the jokes. :D

CapN'Colostomy

why don't you type something up and stop with the flaming members in this forum guy.

oh thats right you can't think of a good one to joke about can you nope, only flame members in here only get your head out of that ladys rear end. you be doing great,what that she like it there and use super glue to keep your big fat head in it poor guy. j/k area "Humor & Jokes" its not the flaming area

I suppose you didn't notice the smile after his post?

At least "that ladys" rear end I'm supposed to be putting my head in isn't my mother. Anybody besides me remember when Chief said being born was a good thing because it was the one time you get to eat your mother out? Damn that was gross. LMAO...It really happened. That's not a flame. It's the gospel. Here it is, for the non-believers:

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Originally posted by chief-ADFP
shot that remind me of a dirty joke not going there but the ending of it was "a--Hole babys"

gose a bet like this ( a bet clean the nasty part is "blankout")
You ask some one:
did you eat your mother's "_____" any time in your life? most say; no i never did eat her's "_____"!!. then you come back and say; you must be a a--hole baby then.

You eat it when your born into this world. the good things god lets us do only one time.
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It’s a really old joke guy, a really old one. But true we all have a mouth full when we come into this world. if one dose not come out the front door then they came out the back door, And will we know what comes out the rear end crap.

Why can't you make a joke up other then make copy or comment on them?
You can’t think of one to tell or to fake one up?

That's just it. I'd rather tell an actual joke, instead of half assing it, and getting it all wrong. Or worse yet, making up something that is not any any way funny like you do all the time. Don't worry, I'm embarrassed enough for you.

man really fill sorry for you.
don't have much to show.

life is about taken chances ether it break you or you make it good.

you can't even take the first step. your asker is better stay in bed, then go out side were you may get hurt.

thats really sad

Ok...LMAO "your asker". That's great.