serouisly?

huh?

i dont know what you're talking about?
want a cheeto?

i win!

too bad, i just ate your cheeto

u ate my chetto!?!?!?!?!?!@
im gunna kick ur candy butt

ok, heres a dorito

oh i had those 4 lunch 2 day, better not eat that!

wow, i aint ate a chip in like over a year now.

wow, drink some more water

wow long time without chips

well, you cant set a world record for it, so better hack away at the huge stache of chips now.

wauster sauce french fries are the best EVER

lol, im trying to cut back on the crap i eat, its kindof catching up with me.

chocolate milk is balanced enough

ur drinking my cusin!?!?!?!

no, of couese not, now im drinking vanilla milk. why, is your cousins nickname chocolate milk?

no that is my cousin, both of em!

lol, his name is milk, so chocolate and vanilla is his cousins.

strawberry, mmmmmmmmmmmmm

strrawberry too! u got her!

yeah, i like strawberry, shes a prep, ooooo and she aint resisting!

awww man this is gettin personal now!

woah man, slow down you wanna join us? he...he. . .he . . .he

i wana join, or, ummm, you can have her when im done with her, lol

thats ok, im tired after bangin her after the first 20 times, you can have her now

then shes all tired, i want her to be able to do some of the work.

oh if you can do 100 pushups you wont feel the work

what,do you have to 'shake her about' before you can 'open her up'? ;-p

woo wee! you know what? i forget what i did, but now i have a girlfriend, her names chocolate milk, lets not forget strawberry milk too.

Damnit,i get the chubby one.full fat milk.

i see ya like the full fat milk.

damnit i left my girlfriend on the windowsill for a week,she's turned into Cheddar!?!?!?

lmfao, you want skim milk?

i hate it when they do that...mine once turned into six homies!?!!!

I looked at her across the ayrd sitting on a seat. I look away. I look back and she's gone, replaced by a horde of homies. Frustrating i tell ya

There was cottage cheese where Rotten Milk was.

i tried to make my own cheese by puting it in a cup and leaving it sit out for a week, it was kind of solid so i threw it in the trash.

should have tasted it

but i didnt want to, it looked like gross poo

chica chica Bow wow!