funny jokes
 

i substituted more friendly words for the cusswords.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. bear looks at the rabbit and asks, " you got a problem with crap sticking to your fur?" rabbit says, "nope sure dont". so the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his butt with him.

A fat man and a skinny man is getting ready to take a shower at a YMCA after a workout. skinny man asks," man when is the last time you saw your penis?" fat man says, "dunno been a long time". skinny man asks, "have you tried to diet?" fat man says, "no what color is it now?"

Man those are sick.