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ShArP 12-09-2005 06:49 AM

Gay guys
 
Heres a good joke for you guys...

Theres a straight guy and a gay guy driving down the street. The straight guy is driving and the gay guy is i the passengers sit. They get up to the first intersection and the straight asks the gay guy,

"Do i go straight her?"

The gay guy response with,

"Turn right here"

The straight guy thinks in his head,

"WOW, gay guys know everything"

As they were driving to find the bar that they were looking for, they came up on another intersection,

The straight guy asked the same question again.

"Do I go straight here"

The gay guy response with,

"Make a right here"

They make a right and find the bar.

The straight guythinks once again,

"WOW, gay guys know everything"

They get out of the car and go inside. The straight guys wipes his feet off on a

...umm...umm...umm...some help me out here...i need someone to finish this for me i forget the he wipes his feet off on...

Hellfighter 12-09-2005 07:41 AM

feet part i don't get

ShArP 12-09-2005 08:45 AM

no what does someone wipe their feet off on??

-live-wire- 12-09-2005 09:50 AM

he he he .....

ShArP 12-09-2005 10:21 AM

damnit -live-wire- must know the answer but hes not telling us lol

Northern Jedi 12-09-2005 10:40 AM

mat that is one lame joke id get it? grammer plez

ShArP 12-09-2005 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NorthernAssault
mat that is one lame joke id get it? grammer plez
WOW! Gay Guys Do Know Everything

.Simon. 12-09-2005 12:40 PM

lol sad :p but funny :)

Northern Jedi 12-12-2005 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NorthernAssault
mat that is one lame joke id get it? grammer plez
LMAO is i know was GAY is lol:eek: :D
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5...08200993hs.jpg
Dont tell me wat to doo!

.::nØ燎ƒµEL::. 12-14-2005 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klu7ch ™
lol sad :p but funny :)
and...NA, don't worry, we haven't anything against gays :p :p :p :p :p :p

hahaha look at his avatar, the guy must have something up his ass!!!!! hahahaha

Erik 12-14-2005 11:46 PM

What in the world...I have no idea...if you would of finished the joke it would of been probably better.

.::nØ燎ƒµEL::. 12-15-2005 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twig ™
What in the world...I have no idea...if you would of finished the joke it would of been probably better.
uh?????? check you english m8 ;)

ShArP 12-15-2005 07:17 AM

it was suppose to be like someone says mat and i am suppose to say gay guys know everything so that ut would be funny that i would be calling the guy who said mat gay...

Northern Jedi 12-15-2005 02:22 PM

bad i thing IM NOT EVIL im just saying your should have put more time in the joke and really remember the joke and make shour its sounds funny not every one gets a joke. Were all different to humor not bad thats all im saying

.Simon. 12-15-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .::nØ燎ƒµEL::.
uh?????? check you english m8 ;)
i dont get why people say 'check ur english' on these forums. everyone can read what they say so theres no problem, btw his english is fine

Northern Jedi 12-16-2005 08:45 AM

umm true i was not saying his english was bad i was only joking about it but some ppl dont understand jokes and unleash WW3 just cos some little mistack is wrong

btw im a bad speller

Deathhand~FOX~ 12-19-2005 11:09 PM

I don't get it?????

Punishor 12-20-2005 07:59 PM

heres my end


he wipes his feet off on a mat and looks up and thers the vilage ppl standing ther all doing the YMCA

Lucky 12-20-2005 08:01 PM

OMG I GET IT NOW OMG!!


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