locker room
 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:"Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is
a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?":D

Lmfao :D

Damn, LMFAO! Metal Head... .-troj

man don't you love that ending good blast thanks bigsmellyfart

LMAO absolutely brilliant:)!!!!

Regards :D :D :D :D :D

Hahaha that guy is screwed :p

lol. remind me a bit of stevieB that does, dont ask why :gj:

I just thought of the time in Junior High I helped put a kid in a locker in the football locker room, lmao... .-troj

could you say dead wife, lol id be pissed if my wife bought a 1000 dollar coat. Great joke though.

Ha, I'm smart enough not to give her access to the money in the first place. Declare budgets before marriage... .-troj

"yes Dear..! ....Anything you want dear... oh dear where will i get the money for all that...

My marriage didn't work out to say the least. I'm done with American woman... .-troj