How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom
 

10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

9. Form a loose grip.

8. Keep your head down.

7. Avoid a quick backswing.

6. Stay out of the water.

5. Try not to hit anybody.

4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.

3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.

2. Be quiet while others are about to go.

1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

lmfao ... pretty ture :P

LMAO nice1

you forgot one:
11.) take a good aim and don't let it drift any side by side down range when you swing it.

LMAO Stalker another good 1 bro:)!!!!

Regards ;) ;) :p :p

OMF lol
thats so wrong very nice!

12. Remember to always keep your clubs clean