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what is this?! no quote of the day!?!

Sorry, running alittle late today ......

Daves' quote of the day :

“Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.”
~ Will Rogers

Daves' dumb laws of the Week :

New York State :

■It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
■A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
■A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
■In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
■In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
■In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
■In Ocean City, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
■In Staten Island, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.


New York City

■You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
■Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
■It is illegal to have permit dancing in an establishment that sells food without a cabaret license.
■It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
■Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

ive read all the NYC ones, these NYS ones are new tho....

lol wut

Daves' quote of the day :

"Always drink upstream from the herd."
~ Will Rogers

Daves' quote of the day :

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
~ William Wallace (Braveheart)

Daves' quote of the Day :

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
~ author unknown

rofl

" Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok " :p

Daves' quote of the Day :


“Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth.”
~ Barack Obama (joking at an October 2008 charity event)

didn't know the President had a sense of humor :D

Daves' quote(s) of the day :

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
~ Former Vice President Dan Quayle

Daves' quote of the day :

"May irritate eyes."
~ Product warning label on a can of self-defense pepper spray

Daves' quote of the day:

"I have not failed.I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
~ Thomas Edison

Haha

"Get up Allen, Rangers lead the way."

Ramirez, Eat the C4!

Ramirez! Explode this wall with that toothpick!

Ramirez! run around and do everything while we fire hundreds of shots at absolutely nothing!

haha, thats pretty much it.

Ramirez! you advance while we sit back here at shoot at guys that just won't stop coming!

Daves' quote of the day :

"Do not use orally."
~ Product Warning label on a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

Daves' Dumb State Laws of the week :

Alabama

• A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or "in a substantially nude state" except a babe in arms.
• Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
• An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of "uncertain chastity" had to be off the streets by 9 p.m.
• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
• Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
• Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
• Incestuous marriages are legal.
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
• It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
• It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
• It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
• It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
• It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
• Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
• Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
• Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
• Mobile: It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
• Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses.
• No persons may sell "blow-out nuts".
• Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
• Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.
• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
• The game of crackaloo is illegal in Fairfield, Ala.
• Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
• You may not drive barefooted.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
• You must have windshield wipers on your car.

Hey Chels who's the fox on your banner

Ramirez, go to the frontlines and clear out the hostiles, and retrieve that ACS.

Ramirez! slam this revolving door!

Ramirez, enemies on our perimeter turn around!!

Ramirez! divide by 0!

Ramirez! Make a radio out of that cardboard box and copper wire!

Ramirez! we're out of ammo! Make some.

Daves' quote of the day :

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
~ Former President George W. Bush (LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000)

how can one make a 50cal round fit into a AK-47

do you know the answer to this!

i know Dave61 can make it happen

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facebook wants you to sign up and i dont do facebook...its a security nightmare

As a machinist, I would say Bore it out.

Daves' quote of the day:

"For external use only!"
~ Product Warning label on a curling iron. ( I shudder to think where internally it may be used !)

sounds kinda boring.

its not fart, you just dont need to give out your password n stuff.