I might need professional help... lol...
 

This is what I do in my spare time when I'm alone with Mr Anal Retentive loose in my head... Yes, that's a dope card taped to the stock of a Daisy pump pellet gun...
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You need the best of the best next room over I have donald duck's he do you right, not % it blowup first time using, but you'll get reaction out it! jk