joke
 

a sarcastic teacher standing in the middle of the room, asked "if there are any idiots in the room to stand up". after a while somebody finally stands up.The teacher asked "why do you think your stupid?" The boy replied "I dont think im stupid, i stood up to say your the only one standin up"

lol,u wont believe this but my teacher asked me that 1 time, but we didnt say that thats priceless rotflmao