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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy 'If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.'The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper
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i have to agree with sharp. maybe he got his exact weight by guessing
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i dont cheat and i dont think that sharp does either. do ya sharp?
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You cheater
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Hey thats no fun. :( and if you've heard the joke b4, just say you know the answer, I wanna see who can guess it. :D |
well i dont like people cheating if i found a joke on the web either. :(
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i sworry
if a rooster lays an egg on a barn roof, which side does it roll off? :D :D :D |
A rooster doesnt lay eggs
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ive heard that one before sorry sharp
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LOL!!
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven"t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? And no funny buisness ShArP! :D :D |
well, usually lions that havent eaten in 3 years are dead, so i would go with room 3
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lucky guess........... :D
Now, While on my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks wives How many were going to St. Ives? |
one, yourself, u didnt say they were going to st ives
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well whipper snappers.................
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wat? lol
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lol
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means you got it right.......... |
how can you double your money? (ASAP)
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um, u cut all the bills in half? u have twice as much (material) but not amount
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that wouldn't make any sense cuz you'd still have the same amount of material.
I can't even come up with a guess. LOL |
wow i have no idea what yall are saying. btw i did a fresh install of windows 7 today :D
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ok ill give the answer
you put the money in front of a mirror :D :D :D |
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what is made to be waste of money! when its use its wealth-less then the cost to make it!
people of all race and greed use it on a daily bases! use world wide |
you need to correct your grammer chief, I find it harder and harder to read your posts.... :(
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lol
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yeha ill have to agree with skinny on this one cheif
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ok
what cost so much more! then its wealth in your hands! in the end its really wealth-less! the ink cost more then the paper it was printed on! |
i dont get it cheif sorry :confused: :confused:
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try not using so many exclamation marks
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lol
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You ever wonder what would happen if you put a cat into a house of mirrors?
LOL. if he's not attacking his reflection he'll be running ingo the walls trying to get out. :D |
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it's not a joke....... LOL
I've just wondered what would happen. you've seen those house of mirrors b4 right? it's a house with lots of walls made of nothing but mirrors. it's hard to find your way out cuz every "Door way" is either a mirror or a real dorr way. it's hard to tell. you always see these videos of cats attacking them selves in a mirror. so I just wonder what would happen. :D |
well you said can not cat lol
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Dang it. I always do that, Sorry. I meant cat...... LOL I always type can for cat and cat for can.....
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