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skinny killer 08-26-2009 12:21 PM

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy 'If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.'The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

ShArP 08-26-2009 03:39 PM

he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper

:D :D :D

Sam 08-26-2009 04:07 PM

i have to agree with sharp. maybe he got his exact weight by guessing

skinny killer 08-26-2009 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShArP (Post 351125)
he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper

:D :D :D

nuts, I'll bet you googled it you lil' cheeter. :D

Sam 08-26-2009 04:51 PM

i dont cheat and i dont think that sharp does either. do ya sharp?

ShArP 08-26-2009 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinny killer (Post 351129)
nuts, I'll bet you googled it you lil' cheeter. :D

:naughty:

Sam 08-26-2009 04:52 PM

You cheater

skinny killer 08-26-2009 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShArP (Post 351132)
:naughty:


Hey thats no fun. :(

and if you've heard the joke b4, just say you know the answer, I wanna see who can guess it. :D

Sam 08-26-2009 06:02 PM

well i dont like people cheating if i found a joke on the web either. :(

ShArP 08-26-2009 07:29 PM

i sworry

if a rooster lays an egg on a barn roof, which side does it roll off?

:D :D :D

Sam 08-26-2009 08:12 PM

A rooster doesnt lay eggs

Sam 08-26-2009 08:13 PM

ive heard that one before sorry sharp

skinny killer 08-27-2009 08:39 AM

LOL!!

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven"t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


And no funny buisness ShArP! :D :D

RedrumSalad 08-27-2009 09:33 AM

well, usually lions that havent eaten in 3 years are dead, so i would go with room 3

skinny killer 08-27-2009 10:37 AM

lucky guess........... :D


Now, While on my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks wives How many were going to St. Ives?

RedrumSalad 08-27-2009 01:03 PM

one, yourself, u didnt say they were going to st ives

skinny killer 08-27-2009 01:23 PM

well whipper snappers.................

RedrumSalad 08-27-2009 03:49 PM

wat? lol

ShArP 08-27-2009 03:53 PM

lol

skinny killer 08-27-2009 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedrumSalad (Post 351189)
wat? lol


means you got it right..........

ShArP 08-27-2009 05:06 PM

how can you double your money? (ASAP)

RedrumSalad 08-27-2009 07:39 PM

um, u cut all the bills in half? u have twice as much (material) but not amount

skinny killer 08-27-2009 07:47 PM

that wouldn't make any sense cuz you'd still have the same amount of material.

I can't even come up with a guess. LOL

Sam 08-27-2009 08:33 PM

wow i have no idea what yall are saying. btw i did a fresh install of windows 7 today :D

RedrumSalad 08-28-2009 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShArP (Post 351197)
how can you double your money? (ASAP)

u give to...ahh, nevermind, i forgot, lol

ShArP 08-28-2009 08:59 AM

ok ill give the answer

you put the money in front of a mirror

:D :D :D

skinny killer 08-28-2009 10:48 AM

http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc357/rewyou/20.gif I feel so stupid http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc357/rewyou/20.gif

Hellfighter 08-28-2009 12:24 PM

what is made to be waste of money! when its use its wealth-less then the cost to make it!

people of all race and greed use it on a daily bases! use world wide

skinny killer 08-28-2009 03:11 PM

you need to correct your grammer chief, I find it harder and harder to read your posts.... :(

ShArP 08-28-2009 03:29 PM

lol

Sam 08-28-2009 07:29 PM

yeha ill have to agree with skinny on this one cheif

Hellfighter 08-28-2009 09:24 PM

ok

what cost so much more! then its wealth in your hands!

in the end its really wealth-less!

the ink cost more then the paper it was printed on!

Sam 08-28-2009 11:31 PM

i dont get it cheif sorry :confused: :confused:

RedrumSalad 08-29-2009 10:16 AM

try not using so many exclamation marks

ShArP 08-29-2009 11:19 AM

lol

skinny killer 08-29-2009 02:26 PM

You ever wonder what would happen if you put a cat into a house of mirrors?

LOL. if he's not attacking his reflection he'll be running ingo the walls trying to get out. :D

ShArP 08-29-2009 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinny killer (Post 351291)
You ever wonder what would happen if you put a can into a house of mirrors?

LOL. if he's not attacking his reflection he'll be running ingo the walls trying to get out. :D

i don't get it

skinny killer 08-29-2009 06:10 PM

it's not a joke....... LOL

I've just wondered what would happen. you've seen those house of mirrors b4 right?

it's a house with lots of walls made of nothing but mirrors. it's hard to find your way out cuz every "Door way" is either a mirror or a real dorr way. it's hard to tell.

you always see these videos of cats attacking them selves in a mirror. so I just wonder what would happen. :D

ShArP 08-29-2009 08:34 PM

well you said can not cat lol

skinny killer 08-29-2009 08:49 PM

Dang it. I always do that, Sorry. I meant cat...... LOL I always type can for cat and cat for can.....


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