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Daves' Quote of the day:

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." ~George S. Patton

poppin fresh. :D

"One man's death is a tragedy, a million men's death is a statistic" - A guy

Pretty sure that was Stalin.

Since everyone (and by everyone, I mean two people) are doing it...

“Waste no more time arguing
about what a good man should be. Be one.”
-Marcus Aurelius

"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword." - Jesus Christ (Matthew 26:52)

and

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Daves' quote of the Day :

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system." ~ Al Gore (March 9, 1999 interview with CNN's Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer)

"Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

:P

lol that was the next one I was gonna post. :D

I supose you could slam it if you jammed your arm in it. :p

lol...maybe

I slammed a car door closed on my thumb once ... and the car door locked.

:eek2: <--- This is what I looked like.

Had to wait for someone to unlock the door so I could get my thumb out.

Ouch !!! :speechles

Won't do that again !!

LOL!! Damn, Dave. Shutting finger's in car doors, falling down steps..... you don't have to beat yourself up.

My fall wasn't as funny as this, lol.

*chuckles*

Skinny,

Getting revenge on those steps.

We're gonna bulldoze those steps to the ground if we don't sell the house.

One or the other.

Daves' qoute of the day:

"I don't know. They had bags over their heads." ~ Yogi Berra ( when asked if they were men or women fans running naked across the field ).

"Jumping on the trampoline is a lot like sex. It's not really fun when you're alone" - RedrumSalad. ~8:00a.m. During Work

do not ask how the hell this entered my head during work, lol

*asks*

I SAID DON'T!!!!!!

*shoots SK in the head*

may i ask why that came up into your head daddy?

*Picks up by the head, drops, and punts little kid across the room*


@SK- i lol'd at that, does that make me a bad person? lol

Daves' quote of the day :

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country." ~George Bush

LOL, Neh, it's a scene from a movie I think. laugh all you wanna. :D

lol

LOL, u kids are so funny!!

hurmmm

Daves' quote of the day:

"My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant." ~ Seen on a bumper Sticker

^ wtf?? Rofl

wins

dead babies

Dave's quote of the day :

"My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test." ~ Seen on a bumper sticker.

Dave's quote of the day :

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead." ~ Seen on a bumper sticker

Nobodies has the personality that you do, your unique. ~Sam (me)

needs to be more funny sam. :D


"He who laughs last, thinks slowest." - not a clue

well, im speaking the truth :P

Dave's quote of the day :

"I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said."
~ William F. Buckley Jr.