CATHOLIC PRIESTS (EXPLICIT)
 

1. There is a priest with a chicken, and the chicken is stolen. later the priest hears of cock fights near his church and goes to investigate. he walks in the church and says "have any of you seen a cock?" and all the men stand up, so he says "no i mean a cock that isnt yours" and half of the women stand up, then he says "what im trying to say is have u seen my cock?" and all of the choir boys stand up!

lol

2. Whats the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? a pimple doesnt usually come on ur face until ur 13

3. how does a catholic priest know when its time to go to bed?
when the big hand is on the little hand.