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bigsmellyfart 07-04-2012 11:41 AM

how do you slow down a cpu...?
you stupefy it by adding onboard graphics proccessor
simalar to putting a 200 pound rock in a foot solders back-
pack and marching him thru the desert... allthough the 2600 is hyperthreaded
all threads must deal with the integreated graphics
sorry man but intell had a brainfart on the 1155 socket processors...
dont know much about the socket 2011 yet been waiting for enough mobo's and stuff to come out
so i can properly study the specs

Guest001 07-05-2012 03:22 AM

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

Swifty Helen 07-20-2012 07:21 AM

last post, last post

Guest001 07-20-2012 11:28 PM

Almost

bigsmellyfart 07-21-2012 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigsmellyfart (Post 378050)
how do you slow down a cpu...?
you stupefy it by adding onboard graphics proccessor
simalar to putting a 200 pound rock in a foot solders back-
pack and marching him thru the desert... allthough the 2600 is hyperthreaded
all threads must deal with the integreated graphics
sorry man but intell had a brainfart on the 1155 socket processors...
dont know much about the socket 2011 yet been waiting for enough mobo's and stuff to come out
so i can properly study the specs

P.S. re intell 1155

i just purchased an asus sabertooth 990fx mobo and when i went to thier website to get driver updates there was a huge artical on the intell 1155
chipset issue apparently there was a design issue that affected certain sata channels and they had to( intell ) stop production and distrobution of the chipsets and recall the rest attached to mobo's or not and are working toward a replacement... that means if a customer experiences a problem in or out of warrenty that has to do with the design error the customer can get the mobo replaced...FREE accept shipping cost...the 1155 series cpu's have LESS features than the 1156 cpu's... much less than 1366 cpu's.. so if you see someone with 2 heads its just an intell employee with his head stuck up so far it appears he has 2 heads......:haha::haha::haha::haha:

chopperprop 07-21-2012 01:19 PM

The SuperMUC is the name of a new supercomputer of the Leibniz-Rechenzentrum (Leibniz Supercomputing Centre) in Garching near Munich which will provide a sustained computing power in the petaflop/s regime. It will be the successor of the H

chopperprop 07-21-2012 01:20 PM

Super Computer
 
The SuperMUC is the name of a new supercomputer of the Leibniz-Rechenzentrum (Leibniz Supercomputing Centre) in Garching near Munich which will provide a sustained computing power in the petaflop/s regime. It will be the successor of the H

chopperprop 07-21-2012 01:21 PM

The SuperMUC will have 147,456 cores and a peak performance of about 3 petaflop/s (=1015 FLOPS). The main memory will be 288 terabyte (=1012 bytes) together with 12 petabytes (=1015 bytes) hard disk space based on the IBM General Parallel File System (GPFS) file system. The hardware will be based on the Xeon architecture . The system will use 18,432 Intel Xeon Sandy Bridge-EP processors running in IBM System x iDataPlex servers. It will also use a new form of cooling that IBM developed, called Aquasar, that uses hot water to cool the processors, a design that should cut cooling electricity usage by 40 percent, IBM claims

chopperprop 07-21-2012 01:25 PM

Fastest Graphics card yet
 
http://www.geforce.com/hardware/desk...eforce-gtx-690

Guest001 07-21-2012 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigsmellyfart (Post 378313)
P.S. re intell 1155

i just purchased an asus sabertooth 990fx mobo and when i went to thier website to get driver updates there was a huge artical on the intell 1155
chipset issue apparently there was a design issue that affected certain sata channels and they had to( intell ) stop production and distrobution of the chipsets and recall the rest attached to mobo's or not and are working toward a replacement... that means if a customer experiences a problem in or out of warrenty that has to do with the design error the customer can get the mobo replaced...FREE accept shipping cost...the 1155 series cpu's have LESS features than the 1156 cpu's... much less than 1366 cpu's.. so if you see someone with 2 heads its just an intell employee with his head stuck up so far it appears he has 2 heads......:haha::haha::haha::haha:

Quote:

The "recall" from Intel about the new LGA1155 Sandy Bridge processors and the SATA 3.0Gbps degrading with usage over time, is with the P67 chipset on the motherboards, not the CPU?
Quote:

Yep, the issue is, as it is now, limited to ONLY the Intel SATA2 ports on the P67/H67 chipsets. The Intel SATA3 and the non-Intel SATA ports are not affected e.g. Marvell are fine.

So if you moved your HDD and ODD off the Intel SATA2 you shouldn't have any problems.

bigsmellyfart 07-21-2012 04:08 PM

i know but its only on 1155 mobo's
i was just saying that these guys at intell are going in
the wrong direction with thier head so far up it appears that they have two heads and micrsoft is running neck and neck and neck and neck with them....

also you dont want to move your hdd..you can get a free replacement in or out of warrenty...

Hellfighter 07-21-2012 10:15 PM

i don't know
maybe they thinking cheaper is better lol

Guest001 07-22-2012 03:52 AM

as a matter of fact I have had trouble with USB ports on Gigabyte 1155 intel z68 with i5 2500 cpu

Swifty Helen 07-29-2012 04:26 AM

What????

Guest001 07-29-2012 11:22 AM

Quote:

as a matter of fact I have had trouble with USB ports on Gigabyte 1155 intel z68 with i5 2500 cpu

Swifty Helen 07-30-2012 04:28 AM

OK,I get it

Guest001 07-30-2012 06:55 PM

What "bit" do you get?

Hellfighter 07-31-2012 06:25 AM

http://www.toonpool.com/user/571/fil...nner_62625.jpg
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty Helen (Post 378501)
OK,I get it


http://windhorsemovement.net/wp-cont...it-300x214.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by stompem (Post 378507)
What "bit" do you get?


Hellfighter 07-31-2012 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stompem (Post 378331)
as a matter of fact I have had trouble with USB ports on Gigabyte 1155 intel z68 with i5 2500 cpu

i had the same trouble with my mother broad and the mic connection as will

got a wireless every time the usb cable move it reset it and i have to enter the server password back in, connection on all my usb some how gotten lose inside it, think i have to look into it see if its the usb ports gone bad or the solider on the broad need redoing for it

think its due to the usb cable been tag on some time make it worst

intel 945Gnt 775 cpu dual 3.60

Swifty Helen 07-31-2012 08:06 AM

:laugh::wave::laugh:

Guest001 07-31-2012 09:21 AM

Don't ever say this...
Her: Do you think my butt is too big?
Him: It would look normal on a bigger body.

Guest001 07-31-2012 09:31 AM

Quote:

Don't ever say this...
Her: Do you think my butt is too big?
Him: It would look normal on a bigger body.
Her Answer: That's it! You're dead meat!

chopperprop 08-02-2012 02:45 PM

Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"

chopperprop 08-02-2012 02:46 PM

Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.

You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can.

You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits.

And speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore.
'Cuz you married me back in '74.

Still them fellers at work they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and stick 'em in the can.

Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler racin' through the mud,
Yet fragile as that sanger named Naomi Judd.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like no far ant upon which I oft' tread.

Cut from the best pattern like a flannel shirt of plaid,
You sparked up my life like a Rattletrap shad.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

And when you get old like a '57 Chevy,
Won't put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie, with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart; It's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day,
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these will not do.
For you are too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odour,
Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor.

chopperprop 08-02-2012 02:49 PM

0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

dave61 08-21-2012 04:43 PM

I've learned to just smile and say "I love you just the way you are, you're perfect !"

Hellfighter 08-21-2012 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave61 (Post 378749)
I've learned to just smile and say "I love you just the way you are, you're perfect !"


http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/ima...it-cartoon.jpg
your so lucky, last time my girl friend came at me with a loaded shotgun and said "don't tell me you forgot what day it is?" i ran like hell and came back like 3hrs gave her something costly!

Hellfighter 08-21-2012 06:38 PM


yep

Hellfighter 08-21-2012 07:37 PM


yea will they got something right

Guest001 08-21-2012 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chopperprop (Post 378547)
elevator magic
a hillbilly family took a vacation to new york city. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "what's this, paw?"

the father responded, "son, i have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"

while the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "go get your maw!"

lol lol lol...lol lol lol

Guest001 01-03-2013 10:53 AM

First to post 2013

Sam 01-03-2013 05:40 PM

LOL grrr

Guest001 01-03-2013 07:50 PM

heeeheeheeheheheheh

Guest001 01-03-2013 07:51 PM

I was last to post in 2012 as well! LOL LOL LOL

Hellfighter 01-04-2013 04:32 AM


Hellfighter 01-04-2013 05:30 AM


he got game on the mind

SilentTrigger 01-04-2013 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hellfighter (Post 381087)
he got game on the mind

She speaks swedish :gj:

Sam 01-04-2013 07:05 AM

i like carrots

Guest001 01-04-2013 11:16 AM

Nice pool!

I'm subscribed now TY HF

Sam 01-04-2013 12:44 PM

I love spamming :D :headbang: :naughty2: :wave: :rofl:


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