Mature: joke of the day
 

What do you call a body floating in the water...?


Bob....


hehehehehe....
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Really i thought it was called buoy.

you know Bob...up and down in the water....hehehehe

Just for that you MUST lock chevron 7!!! :)

That's Bobby.

tell me friend do you know what "chevron 7" is...?

OK. What do u get when u mate an elephant and a fish=

Swimming Trunks.

haha.... get it

A blonde was sitting at a bar when a short guy walks up to her.

"Hi," he says. "I'm a leprechaun and I'm going to grant three wishes for you."

"OK says the blonde. For my first wish I'd like a million dollars."

"Done! It's in the bank." says the Leprechaun

"For my second wish I'd like a fancy apartment."

"Done! It's down the the road" says the Leprechaun

"For my 3rd wish I want a boyfriend who looks like a Greek God!"

"Done! He'll be here after you grant me a small favor for everything I've given you." says the Leprechaun

"OK. What did you have in mind?" the blonde asks.

"I think you know what would be a fair trade." says the Leprechaun

Agreeing the blonde accommodates him.

Afterwards, the blonde asks "So where is my Greek God?"

He replies, "You mean after all that, you still believe in leprechauns?"