Happy Birthday!
 

To me!

I can now legally buy pornographic material.

Welcome to the club!

so for us none americans, how old does that make ya? 18?

18

yay someone else can buy porn this year like me :D :D :D

you can vote also now...

every one can buy porn. online you can fake your age when placing age.

not to get into trouble;
don't have a girl friend around when you buy it. its about her not some girl on the tube
don't have classmates around when you watch it.
don't have mom and dad around when you watch it or buy it.
don't for god sake have your grand mom or dad around.
don't have your best buddy over to watch it with you, may lead to other things.
don't watch it without sunglasses on. burn your mind totally.
don't watch any porn on your birthday, will kill your love life totally.


god bliss you on your birthday

happy birthday spazz

happy 18
now go buy a pack of cigarettes and contribute to the death toll

who truly cares spazz

Happy B-Day!

Chris :)

Happy birthday spazz!