Novahq.net Forum - Chinese Sick Leave.

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no
come work today, really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt,
I no come. The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give
me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel
great I be at work soon. You got nice house.