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bigsmellyfart 09-12-2006 06:57 AM

A news article from a Florida Newspaper:
 
A news article from a Florida Newspaper:

When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with greyish-white powder."

(That at least is the way the police described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note.

It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.":D :D :D

Mstenger404 09-13-2006 03:21 PM

:eek: holy moly! now why would you put creamated remains of someone in a cardboard box?

bigsmellyfart 09-13-2006 06:23 PM

he must not could aford an urn

Hellfighter 09-14-2006 12:43 AM

will now? i know were they come up with smoke them if you got any. old saying

crap man thats really sad


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