A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy 'If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.'The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper

:D :D :D

i have to agree with sharp. maybe he got his exact weight by guessing

nuts, I'll bet you googled it you lil' cheeter. :D

i dont cheat and i dont think that sharp does either. do ya sharp?

:naughty:

You cheater

Hey thats no fun. :(

and if you've heard the joke b4, just say you know the answer, I wanna see who can guess it. :D

well i dont like people cheating if i found a joke on the web either. :(

i sworry

if a rooster lays an egg on a barn roof, which side does it roll off?

:D :D :D

A rooster doesnt lay eggs

ive heard that one before sorry sharp

LOL!!

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven"t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


And no funny buisness ShArP! :D :D

well, usually lions that havent eaten in 3 years are dead, so i would go with room 3

lucky guess........... :D


Now, While on my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks wives How many were going to St. Ives?

one, yourself, u didnt say they were going to st ives

well whipper snappers.................

wat? lol

lol

means you got it right..........