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dave61 07-10-2010 07:38 AM

This just in to our newsroom ....

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery!

We now return to scheduled programing.

dave61 07-10-2010 07:45 AM

Thanks Redrum.

Daves' quote of the Day.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? "

skinny killer 07-10-2010 08:31 AM

LOL Dave.

______

Ramirez! Dis-arm that nuke with those toe-nail clippers!

Sam 07-10-2010 04:41 PM

umm :| No comment.

skinny killer 07-10-2010 05:29 PM

Ramirez, keep those guard dogs busy for us, will ya!

RedrumSalad 07-11-2010 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave61 (Post 366509)
Thanks Redrum.

Daves' quote of the Day.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? "

no problem

"S**t Happens"

Sam 07-11-2010 04:34 PM

:|

skinny killer 07-11-2010 06:04 PM

Ramirez! make a radio out of that TV and call an air strike on those targets!


LOL anyone who hasn't played COD MW2 probably doesn't get these jokes.

RedrumSalad 07-11-2010 09:09 PM

I have played it, but not in a while, lol.

Sam 07-11-2010 09:10 PM

:|

skinny killer 07-11-2010 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedrumSalad (Post 366546)
I have played it, but not in a while, lol.


well, put simply, ol' Ramirez is always the poor basterd who has to do all the imposable tasks. LOL


Ramirez, Take that bird with you, you'll need it!

RedrumSalad 07-11-2010 10:47 PM

Oh, yeah, lol.

On the other hand, when my dad gets drunk, he makes some memorable quotes, such as:
"The way I see it, America's laws don't make sense, you can join the military at the age of 18, butcan't drink alcohol legally until you are 21. If you are man enough to lay your life down for your country, you should be able to have a god damned beer!"

And

Clerk (after my dad brings two 30 packs up to the counter for my uncle): "OK, what's your birthday?"
My dad: "2/45/70"

The funny part, the clerk didn't catch it, lmao!

skinny killer 07-12-2010 12:03 AM

Ramirez!..... I'm out of Toilet paper!

dave61 07-12-2010 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinny killer (Post 366550)
Ramirez!..... I'm out of Toilet paper!

Someone, quickly hide the new Readers Digest magazine !

Daves' Quote of the day :

"A day without sunshine is like night"

skinny killer 07-12-2010 04:53 PM

^lol

RAMIREZ! SET UP A DEDICATED SERVER!!

Sam 07-12-2010 05:20 PM

:|

dave61 07-12-2010 05:41 PM

Skinny,

We need to Play COD2:MW online again sometime.

LOL , man I need your help !!!

RedrumSalad 07-12-2010 07:41 PM

Ramirez! Go tip over that bull!

skinny killer 07-12-2010 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave61 (Post 366567)
Skinny,

We need to Play COD2:MW online again sometime.

LOL , man I need your help !!!

yeah I know!! I just wish I had a good connection so we could play more often. :(


lol redrum. :D

Ramirez! Go sort those POW's by alphabetical order of their first, middle and last name...... all 30 of them..... you have 5 minutes......

dave61 07-13-2010 02:49 PM

Daves' Quote of the day :

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours." ~ Yogi Berra


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