You smell like sweaty old Chinese man. Work in sweatshop hard. Funk-pits. GORGONZOLA!

EDIT: woot started a new page!

I am russian peeple.

Commies...

limmer gimmers?

When general Kim Jong Il was born,
The clouds opened up
And he came down from heaven,
And then there was a huge snowstorm.

When general Kim Jong Il shouts out loud
Storms always happen,
HUGE STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN!
"Lets Go!, Let's Go!,"
"Lets Go!, Let's Go!, Lets Go!, Let's Go!",
Kim Jong Il shouts to the mountains.

-Actual North Korean propaganda video

...bloodey commies...

yes...

so the monkey IS real

doo-wah

doo-wah doo-wah lah lah lah dee dah

Hmmmm....

hi

bye

squido parando senyor

Hey squirmitz, you gots something on your head.

I think there's a .50 cal BMG round inside my head.

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why do i have 3 pickles in my hand?

im the king of random

i am back again

ok..go away now

Allahu Akbar!
God is Great!

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circumsizion

Hallelujah!

whoo.

defgbusagbfuig

The face of war has changed. Enemy lines are blurred, and there is no longer a clear opponent. New threats and new enemies require a new type of warfare - A new breed of soldier.

and a new breed of rations to feed the supreme warrior

oh no more of the taskbars! they're attacking us i tell you, attacking us!

three turds.

and a grenade

make a nice stew

..ooh..wooh..

move your boofhead!

Cross-com activated.

boom head shot!

that headshot thing is old

Hashish is makin' me crazy

There's a midget on your back, Squirmitz.

A what?