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oh hey, sam isn't here.....now i can get my post count above his! haha! lol
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LOL @ Daves sig. :D

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/:drive: :guns:\ :thud:


The driveby smilies have struck again.

lol

i am deep behind enemy lines, i see an enemy, he's in my scope, and i realize it's......skinny killer!

continue the story :D

But skinny Killer is on your team!! Don't shoot!

:D

oh no! i pull the trigger right before i realise this, the wind picks up, pushes the bullet around skinny, but hits somebody else! it's.....

Dave suddenly feels strange (not unusual) hears birds sounds, sees a bright light!!

Skinny holds Dave in arms as he dies........ he dies....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Skinny seeks revenge on Redrum...........

ha

i just realize i've made a terrible mistake, so before i run, i take out skinny killer, and join the other army! lol

Daves' right leg begins to twich ! Is he getting ready to actually kick the bucket?

Meanwhile, Skinny pulls himself up and with a evil laugh says "RedrumSalad missed any vital organs ... looks like I was only shot in the :biteme: !!! ".

there's a bucket right next to dave as his leg starts twitching, his leg kicks the bucket, and he dies :D

so i shoot at SK again, this time it hits him right in the throat,he goes down, bleeding to death on the jungle ground

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then some jungle villagers find me and start nursing me back to health.

after weeks of healing and a 'eye of the tiger' music montage later I leave my village homestead on an epic mission to hunt redrum. :D

I figured I'd catch him alive, tie him to the floor and kill him with a hammer from the feet up. I'd prolly reach some vital organs after about 4 hours. :D

i get news of skinny killer's surviving my headshot i think, "must be that hard head of his" then pack up and get ready to head to my secret hiding spot guarded by lazors, turrets, and my own henchmen! lol