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dave61 12-24-2010 02:56 PM

Daves' quote of the day:

Twas the Night before Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

~ Clement Clarke Moore


Guest001 12-26-2010 10:01 AM

A master's stroke!

skinny killer 01-04-2011 06:18 PM

now this, this is music. This is something you can chill out with. :)

RedrumSalad 01-04-2011 08:33 PM

WTH!? where has dave been!?

skinny killer 01-05-2011 05:02 AM


Originally Posted by RedrumSalad (Post 370828)
WTH!? where has dave been!?

you doan wanna know...

dave61 01-05-2011 02:38 PM

Here I am ;)

dave61 01-05-2011 02:43 PM

Daves' Quote of the day:

"Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on."
~ Author unknown

skinny killer 01-10-2011 04:12 PM

making more progress.

dave61 01-12-2011 07:43 PM

Daves' Quote of the day:

"The second mouse gets the cheese."
~ Author Unknown

skinny killer 01-13-2011 02:47 PM

:haha: awesome

RedrumSalad 01-13-2011 10:21 PM

Now, SK, whats all these guns for?

skinny killer 01-14-2011 05:13 AM


Originally Posted by RedrumSalad (Post 370991)
Now, SK, whats all these guns for?

A hobby. :D

Hellfighter 01-15-2011 12:16 AM

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skinny killer 01-15-2011 07:27 AM

hhhoooobbbbyyyyyy!!!! zig ziggy wigidy zippity pot pop it.........

dave61 01-15-2011 08:55 AM

Daves' quote of the day :

"Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip
Who was that man, I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me"

~The Platters
Who Put The Bop In The Bop Shoo Bop lyrics

skinny killer 01-15-2011 11:11 AM

Kandi 01-17-2011 05:14 PM

did I win yet?

dave61 01-20-2011 08:38 PM

Daves' quote of the day :

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
~ Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

dave61 01-20-2011 08:48 PM

RedrumSalad 01-20-2011 09:33 PM

Give a man a fish and he'll eat good for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll sit out on a boat and drink beer all day :D

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