"I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I have to stop this before it goes too far!!" - Homer Simpson.

LOL one of my favorite Homer Simpson lines. :D

"I think i like guys now" - From the Simpsons movie. (saw part of it :P)

see the whole thing. it's very funny. :)

RAMIREZ! MAKE A SUPER COMPUTER OUT OF A ROCK, THAT HAMSTER ON THE HAMSTER WHEEL, AND THAT PILE OF NAILS! You have 7 seconds.

^lol

Ramirez.......... Simply walk into mordor.

Wake up, Mr. Ramirez, wake up and....smell the ashes...

(if you have not played HL2, you won't get this)

LOL Nope, never played HL2


Ramirez, Pick up that dog sh!t and......... "you know what Sarge, why don't you do it!!!" *throws gun down and walks away.*

Daves' quote of the day:

"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes." ~ Steven Wright

RAMIREZ!!! LOOK OUT FOR THAT ROCKET COW!!! IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!
Ramirez: I'M TIRED OF YOUR SH!T! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO D-! *Explosion*
RAMIREZ!!!!
Ramirez: Shut the f*** up!!!

I just saw the whole thing today, its hilarious :rofl:

Ramirez! Keep scrubbing! I want to see my face in that horses ass!!

yup

Ramirez! make Redrum stop saying 'yup'!

Ramirez! try walking in a straight line while you're drunk and hyped up on crack!

Ramirez! sh!t bricks and make a bunker out of them!

Daves' quote of the day:

"As we know, There are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, The ones we don't know We don't know. "

—Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing)

I actually understood that. :p

d'fuuuuuragghhhh.

Daves' quote of the day:

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

~ Ronald Reagan (1984, Joking during a microphone check before a radio interview)

reeeaganomics, brah.