Mature: Women vs handguns
 

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN .

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Addendum:

10a. The .22 might be fun for a while, but the old .44 will, without doubt, be more effective at pertinent applications.

9a. Just beware of crossing state lines!

8a. Remember to wipe your fingerprints off it before turning it back over to them.

7a. Your primary will still support you, even if you decide you want a shotgun.

6a. Might not even mind recycled brass!

6b. Do not throw your empty handgun at a target. That is stupid.

5a. And won't complain about your messy sock drawer or what's in it.

4a. And malfunctions are preventable.

3a. And as long as your grip is comfortable and secure, girth is no issue.

2a. As long as you clean up after yourself! (See point 4a.)

And the most important addendum is:

1a. 'Silencers' are a Hollywood myth, anyway. Suppressors are real, they are not as silencing as Hollywood thinks they are, and honestly should be as mandatory as hearing protection is in sport shooting.

1b. A morbid joke about handguns being woman silencers occurred to everyone that read #1, and that's too f***ed up to be funny.

1c. Some women are kinky. Talk to her about a 'silencer,' she may surprise you!