Mature:Things not realized about Heaven
when jesus was asked by the pharasies or who ever ...( the custom was if a man had say 7 brothers +/- and he died it was the custom that the eldest unmarried Brother would become her Husband....) and he dies and so forth down the line they asked Jesus in heaven who's wife she would be... and Jesus answered and said you do err cause in heaven there niether male not female... Most People Dont realize this about Heaven...so i suspect some people will be a little shocked when they get there ... A young man in his middle 20's passes in a vehicle accedent and when he gets there in heaven its like..." OMG where am I "... "OMG ...What happened where's it at omg it's gone...oh...must have been severed in the accedent... wheres the Doc.. Hey Doc can you sow it back on..." For the Ladies its like "Where am I..." "OMG Where's my bosom...." Copyright © 2020 WEV :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: |
you left one item out, your body and spiritly are two parts!
body dies thats it, but you been good person in heaven where there no bad reports the two join together or both parts go poof no more! blink of a eye |
can you or a mod delete this thread theas nothing funny it it and its not good to rewrite the bible
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If you don't like it don't read it simple.
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yep no s*x life in heaven, hall of souls close off no longer any of need of babies!
if you can't read this "s*x" your browser text filter is on, need looking at the setting to turn it off! J***ing -have a great day |
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