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bigsmellyfart 10-03-2020 09:51 AM

Mature:Things not realized about Heaven

when jesus was asked by the pharasies
or who ever ...( the custom was if a
man had say 7 brothers +/- and
he died it was the custom that
the eldest unmarried Brother
would become her Husband....)
and he dies and so forth down
the line they asked Jesus in
heaven who's wife she would be...
and Jesus answered and said you do err
cause in heaven there niether male not female...

Most People Dont realize this
about i suspect some people
will be a little shocked when they get there
... A young man in his middle 20's passes in
a vehicle accedent and when he gets there in
heaven its like..." OMG where am I "...
"OMG ...What happened where's it at omg it's
gone...oh...must have been severed in the
accedent... wheres the Doc.. Hey Doc can
you sow it back on..."

For the Ladies its like "Where am I..."
"OMG Where's my bosom...."

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Hellfighter 10-07-2020 01:30 PM

you left one item out, your body and spiritly are two parts!

body dies thats it, but you been good person in heaven where there no bad reports the two join together or both parts go poof no more! blink of a eye

DFXdemo 10-18-2020 04:16 PM

can you or a mod delete this thread theas nothing funny it it and its not good to rewrite the bible

Stephen 10-22-2020 05:30 PM

If you don't like it don't read it simple.

Hellfighter 10-31-2020 12:19 PM

yep no s*x life in heaven, hall of souls close off no longer any of need of babies!

if you can't read this "s*x" your browser text filter is on, need looking at the setting to turn it off! J***ing

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