WAAAH. milk posted.
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what is this?! no quote of the day!?!

Sorry, running alittle late today ......

Daves' quote of the day :

“Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.”
~ Will Rogers

Daves' dumb laws of the Week :

New York State :

■It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
■A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
■A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
■In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
■In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
■In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
■In Ocean City, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
■In Staten Island, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.


New York City

■You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
■Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
■It is illegal to have permit dancing in an establishment that sells food without a cabaret license.
■It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
■Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

ive read all the NYC ones, these NYS ones are new tho....

lol wut

Daves' quote of the day :

"Always drink upstream from the herd."
~ Will Rogers

Daves' quote of the day :

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
~ William Wallace (Braveheart)

Daves' quote of the Day :

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
~ author unknown

rofl

" Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok " :p

Daves' quote of the Day :


“Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth.”
~ Barack Obama (joking at an October 2008 charity event)

didn't know the President had a sense of humor :D

Daves' quote(s) of the day :

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
~ Former Vice President Dan Quayle

Daves' quote of the day :

"May irritate eyes."
~ Product warning label on a can of self-defense pepper spray

Daves' quote of the day:

"I have not failed.I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
~ Thomas Edison

Haha

"Get up Allen, Rangers lead the way."

Ramirez, Eat the C4!