This just in to our newsroom ....

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery!

We now return to scheduled programing.

Thanks Redrum.

Daves' quote of the Day.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? "

LOL Dave.

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Ramirez! Dis-arm that nuke with those toe-nail clippers!

umm :| No comment.

Ramirez, keep those guard dogs busy for us, will ya!

no problem

"S**t Happens"

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Ramirez! make a radio out of that TV and call an air strike on those targets!


LOL anyone who hasn't played COD MW2 probably doesn't get these jokes.

I have played it, but not in a while, lol.

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well, put simply, ol' Ramirez is always the poor basterd who has to do all the imposable tasks. LOL


Ramirez, Take that bird with you, you'll need it!

Oh, yeah, lol.

On the other hand, when my dad gets drunk, he makes some memorable quotes, such as:
"The way I see it, America's laws don't make sense, you can join the military at the age of 18, butcan't drink alcohol legally until you are 21. If you are man enough to lay your life down for your country, you should be able to have a god damned beer!"

And

Clerk (after my dad brings two 30 packs up to the counter for my uncle): "OK, what's your birthday?"
My dad: "2/45/70"

The funny part, the clerk didn't catch it, lmao!

Ramirez!..... I'm out of Toilet paper!

Someone, quickly hide the new Readers Digest magazine !

Daves' Quote of the day :

"A day without sunshine is like night"

^lol

RAMIREZ! SET UP A DEDICATED SERVER!!

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Skinny,

We need to Play COD2:MW online again sometime.

LOL , man I need your help !!!

Ramirez! Go tip over that bull!

yeah I know!! I just wish I had a good connection so we could play more often. :(


lol redrum. :D

Ramirez! Go sort those POW's by alphabetical order of their first, middle and last name...... all 30 of them..... you have 5 minutes......

Daves' Quote of the day :

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours." ~ Yogi Berra