Winter 2010 Olympics
 

Now that Vancouver has opened the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions
people the world over are asking!!! These questions about Canada were posted on
an International tourism Website.

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.


Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks?
(Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for

a stuffed beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them
in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton, and Halifax? (UK)
A: We still use Beaver pelts.

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is
that big country to your North. Oh, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every
Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll
send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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Lol

lmfao

Q: in Canada do they have some big game hunting? love to do some hunting when 2010 Winter Olympics are done for the day. (Greenland)

A: we have some of the biggest white owl in the world!! this year for the hunting season in Canada, be starting up soon! same time as the 2010 Winter Olympics be starting up!