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A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times and THROWS it against the wall....

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says... He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!

skinny killer

03-20-2010 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by redrumsalad (Post 362949)

heres a cruel joke i found on another forum:

lol, damn!!! O_0

RedrumSalad

03-20-2010 11:29 AM

i thought u'd like it, lol

skinny killer

03-20-2010 05:54 PM

"Every smart ass has a wise crack." :D

Sam	03-20-2010 06:01 PM

thats words of wisdom :D

Xx_jet_xX

03-20-2010 06:49 PM

For any new fathers you can realy mess with the wife with ketchup and a baby doll.. put a good glob of ketchup on the dolls face and call the wife into the room. when she comes in start punching the doll a few times in the ketchup covered face. then get a big grin on and look at her... if you live to see the next day you didnt do it right.

skinny killer

03-20-2010 07:41 PM

lol

RedrumSalad

03-20-2010 07:48 PM

lmao

Xx_jet_xX

03-20-2010 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Xx_jet_xX (Post 362958)

If any of you try this, i am not responsible for your future love life following or any injuries, during or after the incident.

It will cause :catfight: and the wife/mother will be :mad: at you. but you can :owneddan: and :rofl: :clap: :cb: until she beats the snot out of you and you :drive: yourself to the doghouse....

ShArP

03-21-2010 02:36 PM