Rip 'em to shreds dog damn it

Kurds 'n' Turds from the 'burbs are absurd.

~The Voice of Freedom~
 

I am a believer, and I firmly believe that people shouldn't be putting pickles inside, on top of, below, behind, or anywhere else near burgers. But this is a dogdamn democratic country, and I believe in the freedom of speech. So roll up your trousers, kick off your combat boots, raise your fists, flick your d***, and tell me what you think.

Heif Mir!

I am a believer, and I firmly believe that people shouldn't be putting pickles inside, on top of, below, behind, or anywhere else near burgers. But this is a dogdamn democratic country, and I believe in the freedom of speech. So roll up your trousers, kick off your combat boots, raise your fists, flick your d***, and tell me what you think.



^^Maybe I should make a poll out of this.

perhaps so

Shouldn't that be TOES!?

Well, last week, just last week, urrm... I was living in the Mexican border, and my name was Pedro, and I spoke Spanish, and I was a Catholic. Then I found myself in the midddle of some African country. I nearly died after getting stared at by a dead chicken. Now I'm a Voodooist. Then I was about to ask the Iranian president to marry me, but I kinda remembered that I wasn't a woman. Then I got ran over by an M1A2 Abrams and got differently abled, Then I kicked myself between the balls and changed my name to Petreautt.

That's just beautiful.
It really is.
You aren't.

elepsy!

You mean epilepsy?

Die.

Perish.

Iv'e won this thread.

Perish.

I've won this thread.

Look upon me privates and despair.

I've won.

lats 1 2 post pwns!

Fear.
Me.

ok then i will

why will you do that if we have 32 banansassamisthemanofgreatformandallthegirlslikehi mandtheotherboysarejealousilovemydollar

I'm losing my sexual prowness... Who the hell are you?!!

The biscuits in the army are mighty fine.

The biscuits in the navy are just plain terrifying. They're hard and tacky and salty and have worms in 'em. Navy sea biscuits. Pugh.

Army biscuits. Hoo-ah!!!