1 sentance per post guys!
 

one day i got out of bed, and for no reason put my army bdus on.

I then wnet and grabbed my M16 and started shooting Stray Dogs.

Then my mom came out and said time for breakfast.

i ate breakfast, killed everyone, and went to the mall with my m240

i checked the mail,got a $300.00 water bill, and shot it with my m240

then saw a stranger and shot him with my m240

as i was leaveing the police showed up and shot the cars with an AT4 and left.

i saw a cat in the alley and shot it with my m240

the other strays came and attacked me for killing Bubba.

i set it on fully automatic and totally blew them away.

including my foot which i had ot go to the hospital to ahve sewed back on.

the police came in and took me afterwards, but i pulled out my...

...Colt 45 and poped dem it da @**.

and ran off with my m240

sees a cop chasing him and pulls the trigger and the gun goes Click Click Click.

i reload, they get a few feet away and i dont have the other case in, i then...

grab my knife and knife fight em.

he went for my left kidney, i sidesteped and tripped him, then i got him in the back spine.

Then i ran for my house to take a shower so i am not covered in blood anymore.

then i put on the same gear my sig dude wheres... (he wheres it everyday without taking it off.)