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skinny killer 08-26-2009 01:21 PM

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy 'If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.'The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

ShArP 08-26-2009 04:39 PM

he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper

:D :D :D

Sam 08-26-2009 05:07 PM

i have to agree with sharp. maybe he got his exact weight by guessing

skinny killer 08-26-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShArP (Post 351125)
he wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper

:D :D :D

nuts, I'll bet you googled it you lil' cheeter. :D

Sam 08-26-2009 05:51 PM

i dont cheat and i dont think that sharp does either. do ya sharp?

ShArP 08-26-2009 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinny killer (Post 351129)
nuts, I'll bet you googled it you lil' cheeter. :D

:naughty:

Sam 08-26-2009 05:52 PM

You cheater

skinny killer 08-26-2009 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShArP (Post 351132)
:naughty:


Hey thats no fun. :(

and if you've heard the joke b4, just say you know the answer, I wanna see who can guess it. :D

Sam 08-26-2009 07:02 PM

well i dont like people cheating if i found a joke on the web either. :(

ShArP 08-26-2009 08:29 PM

i sworry

if a rooster lays an egg on a barn roof, which side does it roll off?

:D :D :D

Sam 08-26-2009 09:12 PM

A rooster doesnt lay eggs

Sam 08-26-2009 09:13 PM

ive heard that one before sorry sharp

skinny killer 08-27-2009 09:39 AM

LOL!!

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven"t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


And no funny buisness ShArP! :D :D

RedrumSalad 08-27-2009 10:33 AM

well, usually lions that havent eaten in 3 years are dead, so i would go with room 3

skinny killer 08-27-2009 11:37 AM

lucky guess........... :D


Now, While on my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks wives How many were going to St. Ives?

RedrumSalad 08-27-2009 02:03 PM

one, yourself, u didnt say they were going to st ives

skinny killer 08-27-2009 02:23 PM

well whipper snappers.................

RedrumSalad 08-27-2009 04:49 PM

wat? lol

ShArP 08-27-2009 04:53 PM

lol

skinny killer 08-27-2009 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedrumSalad (Post 351189)
wat? lol


means you got it right..........


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