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RedrumSalad 08-29-2010 08:59 AM

Ramirez! Explode this wall with that toothpick!

skinny killer 08-29-2010 03:31 PM

Ramirez! run around and do everything while we fire hundreds of shots at absolutely nothing!

RedrumSalad 08-29-2010 03:42 PM

haha, thats pretty much it.

Ramirez! you advance while we sit back here at shoot at guys that just won't stop coming!

dave61 08-29-2010 03:43 PM

Daves' quote of the day :

"Do not use orally."
~ Product Warning label on a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

dave61 08-29-2010 03:55 PM

Daves' Dumb State Laws of the week :

Alabama

• A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or "in a substantially nude state" except a babe in arms.
• Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
• An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of "uncertain chastity" had to be off the streets by 9 p.m.
• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
• Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
• It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
• It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
• It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
• It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
• It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
• Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
• Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
• Mobile: It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
• Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses.
• No persons may sell "blow-out nuts".
• Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
• Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.
• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
• The game of crackaloo is illegal in Fairfield, Ala.
• Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
• You may not drive barefooted.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
• You must have windshield wipers on your car.

bigsmellyfart 08-29-2010 04:06 PM

Hey Chels who's the fox on your banner

Sam 08-29-2010 05:25 PM

Ramirez, go to the frontlines and clear out the hostiles, and retrieve that ACS.

RedrumSalad 08-29-2010 08:12 PM

Ramirez! slam this revolving door!

Sam 08-29-2010 08:14 PM

Ramirez, enemies on our perimeter turn around!!

skinny killer 08-30-2010 05:44 AM

Ramirez! divide by 0!

RedrumSalad 08-30-2010 03:28 PM

Ramirez! Make a radio out of that cardboard box and copper wire!

skinny killer 08-30-2010 03:51 PM

Ramirez! we're out of ammo! Make some.

dave61 08-30-2010 05:16 PM

Daves' quote of the day :

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
~ Former President George W. Bush (LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000)

Hellfighter 08-30-2010 08:58 PM

how can one make a 50cal round fit into a AK-47

do you know the answer to this!

i know Dave61 can make it happen

Sam 08-30-2010 09:00 PM

If you guys wanna see somethin funny! then click this link!! http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1437678296402

bigsmellyfart 08-31-2010 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 367824)
If you guys wanna see somethin funny! then click this link!! http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1437678296402

facebook wants you to sign up and i dont do facebook...its a security nightmare

dave61 08-31-2010 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obraino (Post 367822)
how can one make a 50cal round fit into a AK-47

do you know the answer to this!

i know Dave61 can make it happen

As a machinist, I would say Bore it out.

dave61 08-31-2010 04:02 PM

Daves' quote of the day:

"For external use only!"
~ Product Warning label on a curling iron. ( I shudder to think where internally it may be used !)

skinny killer 08-31-2010 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave61 (Post 367836)
As a machinist, I would say Bore it out.

sounds kinda boring.

Sam 08-31-2010 05:16 PM

its not fart, you just dont need to give out your password n stuff.


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