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Sen 08-21-2010 08:53 AM

WAAAH. milk posted.
oh shiii o:

dave61 08-21-2010 12:01 PM

&_&

RedrumSalad 08-21-2010 02:17 PM

what is this?! no quote of the day!?!

dave61 08-21-2010 02:38 PM

Sorry, running alittle late today ......

Daves' quote of the day :

“Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.”
~ Will Rogers

dave61 08-21-2010 02:42 PM

Daves' dumb laws of the Week :

New York State :

■It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
■A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
■A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
■In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
■In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
■In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
■In Ocean City, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
■In Staten Island, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.


New York City

■You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
■Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
■It is illegal to have permit dancing in an establishment that sells food without a cabaret license.
■It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
■Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

RedrumSalad 08-21-2010 04:56 PM

ive read all the NYC ones, these NYS ones are new tho....

Sen 08-22-2010 03:08 AM

lol wut

dave61 08-22-2010 07:11 AM

Daves' quote of the day :

"Always drink upstream from the herd."
~ Will Rogers

dave61 08-23-2010 03:20 PM

Daves' quote of the day :

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
~ William Wallace (Braveheart)

dave61 08-24-2010 04:53 PM

Daves' quote of the Day :

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
~ author unknown

RedrumSalad 08-24-2010 06:47 PM

rofl

skinny killer 08-24-2010 06:50 PM

" Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok " :p

dave61 08-25-2010 03:41 PM

Daves' quote of the Day :


“Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth.”
~ Barack Obama (joking at an October 2008 charity event)

RedrumSalad 08-26-2010 11:12 AM

didn't know the President had a sense of humor :D

dave61 08-26-2010 02:49 PM

Daves' quote(s) of the day :

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
~ Former Vice President Dan Quayle

dave61 08-27-2010 05:49 PM

Daves' quote of the day :

"May irritate eyes."
~ Product warning label on a can of self-defense pepper spray

dave61 08-28-2010 03:00 PM

Daves' quote of the day:

"I have not failed.I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
~ Thomas Edison

RedrumSalad 08-28-2010 04:13 PM

Haha

Sam 08-28-2010 09:44 PM

"Get up Allen, Rangers lead the way."

skinny killer 08-29-2010 07:44 AM

Ramirez, Eat the C4!


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