"I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I have to stop this before it goes too far!!" - Homer Simpson.

LOL one of my favorite Homer Simpson lines. :D

"I think i like guys now" - From the Simpsons movie. (saw part of it :P)

see the whole thing. it's very funny. :)

RAMIREZ! MAKE A SUPER COMPUTER OUT OF A ROCK, THAT HAMSTER ON THE HAMSTER WHEEL, AND THAT PILE OF NAILS! You have 7 seconds.

^lol

Ramirez.......... Simply walk into mordor.

Wake up, Mr. Ramirez, wake up and....smell the ashes...

(if you have not played HL2, you won't get this)

LOL Nope, never played HL2


Ramirez, Pick up that dog sh!t and......... "you know what Sarge, why don't you do it!!!" *throws gun down and walks away.*

Daves' quote of the day:

"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes." ~ Steven Wright

RAMIREZ!!! LOOK OUT FOR THAT ROCKET COW!!! IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!
Ramirez: I'M TIRED OF YOUR SH!T! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO D-! *Explosion*
RAMIREZ!!!!
Ramirez: Shut the f*** up!!!

I just saw the whole thing today, its hilarious :rofl:

Ramirez! Keep scrubbing! I want to see my face in that horses ass!!

yup

Ramirez! make Redrum stop saying 'yup'!

Ramirez! try walking in a straight line while you're drunk and hyped up on crack!

Ramirez! sh!t bricks and make a bunker out of them!

Daves' quote of the day:

"As we know, There are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, The ones we don't know We don't know. "

—Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing)

I actually understood that. :p

d'fuuuuuragghhhh.

Daves' quote of the day:

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

~ Ronald Reagan (1984, Joking during a microphone check before a radio interview)

reeeaganomics, brah.

LOL, ah ... the good old 80's. Just got married, had a great job, bought a house, money in my pockets, etc.... !

your huge, huge pockets in those damn parachute pants :D

Hammer time.

another SEXY av Sen :clap:

LOL shh
if she hears about me using her picture as my av, she'll kill me.

...
jk.

hurr

Herp a derp.

Daves' quote of the day:

“I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are” ~ Groucho Marx

LOL ... Redrum.

Never wore parachute pants ... Being a child of the 60's and 70's parachute pants looked too Disco for me ... and to me Disco sucked big time.

lol, good job! :clap:

mmm parachute pants

Ugh ....

http://auntiefashion.files.wordpress...pg?w=501&h=521

Lol ... those parachute pants sucked !

Why would anyone wear those ?!? Unless they wanted to be Cool ?

I guess cool is in the eye of the beholder.

DISCO sucked big time !!!

Jmho

I just wear cargos. They're good and come in handy when you're working. Nice big side pockets to stash things when you need an extra hand, see. ;)

Daves' Quote of the day:

''I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement -- especially when walking behind it.'' ~Rush Limbaugh

All of my pants seem to be rather skinny o_o
Either that, or my legs are twigs.

Daves' quote of the day:

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." ~ Steven Wright

Lol Sen.

either way, the waifu likes. (: