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-live-wire- 12-07-2005 05:20 PM

revived by sex?
 
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".

Lucky 12-07-2005 05:53 PM

lol.

Hellfighter 12-07-2005 06:06 PM

i know your only joke about this but some have really did it. funny to hear it still.

real life:
i read in a news' paper a wife did the dirty deed with her coma husband, they was going to pull the plug so she thinking what she got to lose she jump right to it, next thing you know they are walking out of the hospital together hand and hand.

P's the nurse at the Hospital walk in on them in the act and call the doctor to check him out.

think it was like 2yr or 4yrs all go was in the paper.

Steve 12-07-2005 07:00 PM

lol good joke

BADDOG 12-08-2005 03:34 AM

HAHAHAHAHA love it:)!!!!

Warm Regards :D :D :D :D :D :D

milk 12-08-2005 04:07 PM

now thats funny

Obscuras 12-08-2005 04:16 PM

aah great!

ShArP 12-08-2005 05:34 PM

<---first laugh all day...lol veeyr funny...

Matt 12-08-2005 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chief ADFP ™
real life:
i read in a news' paper a wife did the dirty deed with her coma husband, they was going to pull the plug so she thinking what she got to lose she jump right to it, next thing you know they are walking out of the hospital together hand and hand.

dont know about that chief, kinda hard for a man in a coma to be "prepared" for sex


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