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RedrumSalad 03-18-2010 04:54 PM

lol, thats awesome, im saving it

ShArP 03-19-2010 06:03 PM

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Sam 03-19-2010 06:03 PM

:lol:

RedrumSalad 03-19-2010 07:48 PM

werg

skinny killer 03-19-2010 10:33 PM

wert

it's spelled out on your keyboard. ;)

RedrumSalad 03-19-2010 11:14 PM

so is:

qwerty

Sam 03-20-2010 12:10 AM

thats true :/

RedrumSalad 03-20-2010 09:26 AM

heres a cruel joke i found on another forum:

Quote:

A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times and THROWS it against the wall....

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says... He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!

skinny killer 03-20-2010 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redrumsalad (Post 362949)
heres a cruel joke i found on another forum:

lol, damn!!! O_0

RedrumSalad 03-20-2010 12:29 PM

i thought u'd like it, lol

skinny killer 03-20-2010 06:54 PM

"Every smart ass has a wise crack." :D

Sam 03-20-2010 07:01 PM

thats words of wisdom :D

Xx_jet_xX 03-20-2010 07:49 PM

For any new fathers you can realy mess with the wife with ketchup and a baby doll.. put a good glob of ketchup on the dolls face and call the wife into the room. when she comes in start punching the doll a few times in the ketchup covered face. then get a big grin on and look at her... if you live to see the next day you didnt do it right.

skinny killer 03-20-2010 08:41 PM

lol

RedrumSalad 03-20-2010 08:48 PM

lmao

Xx_jet_xX 03-20-2010 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xx_jet_xX (Post 362958)
For any new fathers you can realy mess with the wife with ketchup and a baby doll.. put a good glob of ketchup on the dolls face and call the wife into the room. when she comes in start punching the doll a few times in the ketchup covered face. then get a big grin on and look at her... if you live to see the next day you didnt do it right.

If any of you try this, i am not responsible for your future love life following or any injuries, during or after the incident.


It will cause :catfight: and the wife/mother will be :mad: at you. but you can :owneddan: and :rofl: :clap: :cb: until she beats the snot out of you and you :drive: yourself to the doghouse....

ShArP 03-21-2010 03:36 PM

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milk 03-21-2010 04:56 PM

Its less than 2 months!!!

RedrumSalad 03-21-2010 05:17 PM

(again)

lol

ShArP 03-21-2010 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milk (Post 362969)
Its less than 2 months!!!

see you in a week


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