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milk 01-26-2006 10:53 AM

riddle me this?
 
heres a riddle answer it and post ur own

Whats greater than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have it, rich people don't need it, and if you eat too much of it you will die. What is it?

.Simon. 01-26-2006 12:49 PM

viagra?

Northern Jedi 01-26-2006 01:21 PM

Durgs

Steve 01-26-2006 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Northern Jedi
Durgs
wth are durgs? :D

Northern Jedi 01-26-2006 02:02 PM

you dont no what Drugs are?

Steve 01-26-2006 02:10 PM

yeah sure

IcIshoot 01-26-2006 02:25 PM

Nothing

milk 01-27-2006 10:37 AM

yep uv got it right,
heres an easier one

I can run but cannot walk, have a mouth but cannot talk, I have a bed but never sleep

^Atreyu 01-27-2006 12:41 PM

a faucet?

Northern Jedi 01-27-2006 01:03 PM

Umm wow thats worse that the "knock Knock" jokes

Muwahhaha I have a plan you will never fail me

damn it didnt work

I say a HeadgeHog

Capers 01-27-2006 05:16 PM

River?

Mstenger404 01-27-2006 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Capers
River?
if he isn't right, then... i'll do something

milk 02-03-2006 03:40 PM

yah hes right

milk 02-03-2006 03:41 PM

How many letters are in the alphabet?

ShArP 02-03-2006 04:48 PM

26 - English alphabet

29 - Spanish alphabet

w00t

am i right??

Mstenger404 02-03-2006 04:52 PM

none

Steve 02-03-2006 04:54 PM

11?

Lakie 02-03-2006 07:27 PM

im going to go 7, since letters reoccur

t h e a l p b

Jeff 02-03-2006 07:29 PM

Going with Mike on this one.

Chels 02-03-2006 08:11 PM

7

Mstenger404 02-03-2006 08:42 PM

7

milk 02-03-2006 10:31 PM

steve got it

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

Erik 02-03-2006 10:55 PM

Chuck Norris?

Mstenger404 02-03-2006 11:00 PM

yeah chuck norris! you get every question right with that

Erik 02-03-2006 11:07 PM

Chuck is god and you and I both know it. Chuck doesn't need to swim...he walks on water.

Steve 02-04-2006 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike
im going to go 7, since letters reoccur

t h e a l p b


doesn't say they can't reoccur... there are definately 11 letters there ;)

Lakie 02-04-2006 05:56 AM

.

Jeff 02-04-2006 06:29 AM

Your shadow.


It has to be 7, because there are only 7 unique letters in the word... :P could be either one..

ShArP 02-04-2006 08:17 AM

whats the next riddle milk??

milk 02-04-2006 09:24 AM

11 "the alphabet"

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

ShArP 02-04-2006 09:28 AM

peranoid

Chels 02-04-2006 09:52 AM

nose?

Chels 02-04-2006 09:53 AM

I got a few ;)

Jeff 02-04-2006 02:26 PM

'tis a nose.

milk 02-04-2006 02:33 PM

vixxy n jeff got it.

heres a nice 1, ittl get ur brain goin

There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

Jeff 02-04-2006 02:45 PM

On their head.

ShArP 02-04-2006 04:41 PM

on their backs on the floor...

milk 02-04-2006 05:39 PM

jeffrey won


The man that builds it doesnt use it The man that needs it doesnt know it The man that wants it doesnt sell it What is it?

ShArP 02-04-2006 05:41 PM

im bout to give up i cant get anything right lol

house

milk 02-04-2006 05:47 PM

nope


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