coffin

arg beat me to it

Shadow with outta a trace a Bag can cover many miles with a gust and hope

Oo sorry there

Probably one of the last times i'll ban someone for spamming in the spam forum.

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humor section for some reason. but i expected it anyway :@

scott got it
humm humm humm

I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?

and its not something that starts with a "P"
so dont say it!

a cig

gars! i really need to get harder riddles

this ones good i think

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

I no this one but i wont ruion it

lounger

argggg!
theyre gettin too easy

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it?

mountain

yep yep

1. There are 5 houses in five different colors.
2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3. These five owners drink a certain drink, smoke a certain band of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4. no owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar nor drink the same drink.

THE QUESTION IS - WHO OWNS THE FISH?

The indian lives in the red house.
The dutch keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Paul Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in centre drinks milk.
The chinaman lives in the first house.
The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The chinaman lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

The German

Scott, you are god to me for doing that.

No clue, the chinaman?!

n1 vixxy

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

should have replied 3

this one has been said before the answer is 3 cuz ten t.e.n

yep yep yep

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

the match...