shoulda lit a row of fire crackers with a good fuse on it. then sneak back out.

when they go off, your sis would have prolly put the P(ee) in pants and the dogs will be goin wild. then a few minute later you walk in, "I'm home!". no one will ever know. :D

lol

haha, she was too engrosed in her game when i came back downstairs and said "im home" directly into her ear....bitch, always gotta ruin my fun! :D :D :D

4

Lol

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mhm

then what?

yup


3

2

and then what?????

My Turn

Get some.

then what?

kill yourself because you can't handle having a life

Daves' tip for the day:

"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.~Author unknown"

^lol

And then what????

Daves tip of the day:

"No one is listening ... until you fart." ~Author Unknown

Ramirez, Blow up that tank with that toothpick.

hey dave, those seem like quotes, how about "dave's quotes of the day"

a few of mine:

whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch - author unknown

and

friendship is like pissing oyurself, everybody can see it, but only you feel the warmth that it brings - author unknown

Ramirez, run into that field and take out all 50 snipers.

This just in to our newsroom ....

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery!

We now return to scheduled programing.

Thanks Redrum.

Daves' quote of the Day.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? "

LOL Dave.

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Ramirez! Dis-arm that nuke with those toe-nail clippers!

umm :| No comment.

Ramirez, keep those guard dogs busy for us, will ya!

no problem

"S**t Happens"

:|

Ramirez! make a radio out of that TV and call an air strike on those targets!


LOL anyone who hasn't played COD MW2 probably doesn't get these jokes.

I have played it, but not in a while, lol.

:|

well, put simply, ol' Ramirez is always the poor basterd who has to do all the imposable tasks. LOL


Ramirez, Take that bird with you, you'll need it!

Oh, yeah, lol.

On the other hand, when my dad gets drunk, he makes some memorable quotes, such as:
"The way I see it, America's laws don't make sense, you can join the military at the age of 18, butcan't drink alcohol legally until you are 21. If you are man enough to lay your life down for your country, you should be able to have a god damned beer!"

And

Clerk (after my dad brings two 30 packs up to the counter for my uncle): "OK, what's your birthday?"
My dad: "2/45/70"

The funny part, the clerk didn't catch it, lmao!

Ramirez!..... I'm out of Toilet paper!

Someone, quickly hide the new Readers Digest magazine !

Daves' Quote of the day :

"A day without sunshine is like night"

^lol

RAMIREZ! SET UP A DEDICATED SERVER!!

:|

Skinny,

We need to Play COD2:MW online again sometime.

LOL , man I need your help !!!

Ramirez! Go tip over that bull!

yeah I know!! I just wish I had a good connection so we could play more often. :(


lol redrum. :D

Ramirez! Go sort those POW's by alphabetical order of their first, middle and last name...... all 30 of them..... you have 5 minutes......

Daves' Quote of the day :

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours." ~ Yogi Berra