broke my left arm right under the ball joint in my shoulder, split a bone in my right wrist in 2 (scaphoid) that required a titanium pin to hold the bugger together. same hand but years earlier i broke the end joint on my fifth metacarpal off, it healed up about 8 centimeters lower than it was before esentialy making it feel odd where the bone drops off and the joint is lower than it should be. boke my middle finger on my left hand.

as for soft tissue injuries ive gotten stitches 8 times, and was able to stick my finger under my right kneecap once.. that hurt.. screwed up my rotator cuff once, and pulled muscles in my lower back. those are just the major injuries...

never broke anything ... unless you count a hairline fracture on the side of my big toe .. that was nothing.

my left shoulder will pop out like nothing though .. and my right index toe has a fused joint in it

ive never broke my toe or my arms or legs or anything ever!!!