batt1071
07-15-2003, 09:00 AM
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife
and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can
ship the body
home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can
bury her in the Holy Land for
only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker
asks,
"Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we
can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy
here and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance."
and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can
ship the body
home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can
bury her in the Holy Land for
only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker
asks,
"Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we
can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy
here and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance."