Hellfighter
05-27-2003, 07:52 PM
Support your Homeland Security Dept.
Do the following:
1.) ALL American Women who live in residential communities are asked to
appear in public completely naked for one hour to help weed out terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
Anti-Terrorist Effort.
2.) All Men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove that Americans believe it's OK to see other women nude.
Also, since Taliban disapprove of alcohol,
Men should display a cold six-pack beside them as further proof of Anti-Taliban Sentiment.
3.) Send names and addresses of non-participants in this public display
of female nudity and male beer drinking to
Homeland Security Dept., FBI and CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia.
Do the following:
1.) ALL American Women who live in residential communities are asked to
appear in public completely naked for one hour to help weed out terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
Anti-Terrorist Effort.
2.) All Men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
to prove that Americans believe it's OK to see other women nude.
Also, since Taliban disapprove of alcohol,
Men should display a cold six-pack beside them as further proof of Anti-Taliban Sentiment.
3.) Send names and addresses of non-participants in this public display
of female nudity and male beer drinking to
Homeland Security Dept., FBI and CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia.