Steve
12-17-2001, 03:20 PM
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with
> million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey, be
> careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a
> fortune to repair“
>
> Of course, she teed off and promptly shanked it right through the window
> of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, “I warned you to
> watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much
> that lousy drive is going to cost us.“
>
> They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, “Come on in.“
> When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken
> antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining
> on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke the window?“
>
> “Uh..., yeah, we're sure sorry about that,“ the husband replied.
>
> “Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
> genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
> you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
> one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.“
>
> “Wow, that's great!“ the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
> out, “I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.“
>
> “No problem“, said the genie, “You've got it. I have already put a million
> dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can do. And now you, young
> lady, what do you want?“ the genie asked.
>
> “I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> in the world.“ she said.
>
> “Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name,“ the genie said.
>
> “And now,“ the couple both asked in unison, “what's your wish, genie?“
>
> “Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
> woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.“
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now
> have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?“
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, you're right.
> Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind.“
>
> The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest
> of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards,
> the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked “How old are you
> and your husband?
>
> “Why, we're both 35“ she responded breathlessly. “You're kidding!
> Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?“
> million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey, be
> careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a
> fortune to repair“
>
> Of course, she teed off and promptly shanked it right through the window
> of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, “I warned you to
> watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much
> that lousy drive is going to cost us.“
>
> They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, “Come on in.“
> When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken
> antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining
> on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke the window?“
>
> “Uh..., yeah, we're sure sorry about that,“ the husband replied.
>
> “Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
> genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
> you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
> one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.“
>
> “Wow, that's great!“ the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
> out, “I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.“
>
> “No problem“, said the genie, “You've got it. I have already put a million
> dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can do. And now you, young
> lady, what do you want?“ the genie asked.
>
> “I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> in the world.“ she said.
>
> “Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name,“ the genie said.
>
> “And now,“ the couple both asked in unison, “what's your wish, genie?“
>
> “Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
> woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.“
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now
> have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?“
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, you're right.
> Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind.“
>
> The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest
> of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards,
> the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked “How old are you
> and your husband?
>
> “Why, we're both 35“ she responded breathlessly. “You're kidding!
> Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?“